February 2012
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“When a man comes to die, no matter what his talents and influences and genius,...”
– John Steinbeck, East of Eden
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true life i vomited a little in my mouth but i was in public so i just swallowed it.
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i have a tendency to lick the tip of my fingers constantly so if someone catches me mid-lick(?) i play it off like i’m doing that lick finger then touch it to your body and make a sizzle noise thing
apparently the part of my mind that decides split second reactions thinks doing that will improve the situation? i think it just makes it worse. i honestly think right as i’m doing it...
today i heard someone say “tacos are disgusting” and i whipped my head around to see what kind of rat bastard could say that and i was like “WHO THINKS TACOS ARE DISGUSTING.” and apparently they said takis? i don’t know what that is. but they is sho lucky i did not have my handgun with me because i can’t handle myself sometimes when people insult tacos.
talking to the rich side of my family....
my aunt (btw the same one that uses english slang even though she is from the south and has a southern accent……): hey baby girl how are you me: i’m ok auntie… her: you don’t sound okay. me: well… her: what? me: i want a nintendo 64 but i don’t have enough money for it… her: do you have a job? me: i’m looking auntie but no one’s calling me...
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sitting with perfect posture and letting out a slight fart as i begin to watch this batman porn parody.
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shutting off your computer when someone ims you on facebook
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anberlyn:
milasweetcunt:
Holes Cast - Dig it...
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“ugh i wish i lived in the 50s and 60s”
– white people and white people only (via antistellar)
i keep typing doing as dong and it’s making me laugh really hard and i am 12.
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the worst is when you’re 19 years old and your mom has a photo of you as her facebook profile picture
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getting jealous when guys that liked you and tried to date you but you turned them down start dating someone else
you’re only allowed to like me for the rest of your life!!!!!
fuck marley & me
man i can’t even think about it without getting sad
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redsuspenders replied to your post: 8 minutes into 100 hours of nyan cat my lola…
are you filipino
italian/filipino but yes
8 minutes into 100 hours of nyan cat
my lola sighed really loud in the other room
what if ghost rider two is the greatest movie of 2012? the greatest movie of modern time?