This is a detailed e-diary of my life!!!: Archive

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I’m sitting here crying in school like a faggot why don’t I have any friends

Jan 31st

Jan 30th

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supernaturalunlimited: omg this episode

Jan 30th

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GETTING DRUNK TEXTS FROM FRIENDS WHILE I’M SITTING AT HOME EATING CINNAMON ROLLS AMD WATCHING SUPERNATURAL WHAT IS MY LIFE AND ARE YOU ALL JELLY YET

Jan 30th

jokes that never get old in our house

my sister: i’m so freaking hungry me: hey hungry i’m emmaline me: my mom: my dad: my brothers: my sister:

Jan 29th

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I haven’t showered in a week and the only reason I’m going to now is because I’m going to cici’s

Jan 29th

i’m going to 19 this year fuck lkm;lkm

Jan 29th

MFW MACHETE JUST USED SOME GUY'S INTESTINE AS A...

Jan 28th

watching scary videos on YouTube

Jan 28th

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when i was in elementary there was a girl in a wheelchair and my friend and i would always try to race her and we’d see her in the hall and be like “HEY IT’S THE WHEELMEISTER! HIGH FIVE!” and we’d put our hands up really high in the air and we’d be like “COME ON JUMP FOR IT WHEELSTER” and before i go to hell i’d just like to say i don’t...

Jan 27th

is this animal abuse.................

my cat only cuddles when it’s cold in the house so i intentionally turned the heater off so she would and we can watch maury together I’M SICK AND NO ONE LOVES ME I JUST WANT SOME KITTY CUDDLES

Jan 26th

whirr asked: sup i can give you an invite to cinematik.net if you want. it's a private movie tracker with a ton of classic cinema. i have no friends irl so wouldn't mind sending you an invite

Jan 26th

whirr: heyheylookatmypenis: whirr: heyheylookatmypenis: whirr: heyheylookatmypenis: does anyone have a martin(1977 movie) download that they can send me? i’ve been everywhere but i can’t find it is 4GB too big? no, it’s fine thank you! okay my innernats being finicky but i’ll put it on filedropper soon for you ok thanks again! so everytime i tried to use filedropper it...

Jan 26th

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freddieprinze-jr asked: bitch u sew prettie

Jan 26th

tittynitsrik asked: WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO?

Jan 26th

don’t you hate it when you fart but it wasn’t a particularly powerful one so it’s stuck in your cheeks so you try to squeeze it out but it goes the opposite direction back into your butthole so you’re just sitting there for like five minutes squeezing your fart in and out of your butt

Jan 26th

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Jan 25th

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Jan 25th

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I THINK I HAVE CANCER REMEMBER ME WHEN I'M...

all i have requested is zac efron and i wed before my time on this earth is over and he attend my funeral as a grieving widower AND HE DOESN’T GET TO DATE ANYONE ELSE EVER AGAIN BECAUSE HE’LL BE TOO HEARTBROKEN i also just told my mom to burn my room down don’t look at it just pour lighter fluid everywhere and light a match

Jan 25th

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i critisized this bitch in my english class because she said “her deep blue eyes are like sparkling pools of water with a resource of topaz buried deep in the bottom” i burst out laughing and she glared at me and i was just like fuckin bitch i’m gonna slit your throat for using that generic cheap metaphor i read that shit in dragonball z fanfiction when i was eight don’t...

Jan 24th

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