January 2012
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December 2011
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i was thinking that i need a new wallet because the one i have now is too thick to fit in my bag with my nook so i was like
well i could buy one
or i could make one out of printed out picture of josh hutcherson.
but what happens if by some weird coincidence i meet him and we go out on a date and he’s like “oh i’ll pay” and i’ll be like “no it’s okay...
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can we talk about old people problems for a...
like a week ago my lola came home and i was sitting in the living room reading a book and suddenly i hear “is this your lemon?!” and i look up and my lola is holding this lemon and shaking it at me and i’m like “nope. i don’t eat lemons.” so she’s like “well whose lemon is this?” and i shrug and she’s like “it’s not my lemon....
teach me how to be sassy
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teacakes asked: i feel connected because you stalk twinky male model blogs too
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I dont know how parents walk in on their children masturbating
When i masturbated i made sure everything was locked and i slid a dresser up against the door my room was an impenetrable fortress
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arrest-my-mind asked: I really wish I could post MY opinions on MY tumblr without annoying bitches getting all up on my sack. I believe Marilyn Monroe was beautiful and yeah blahblahblah she did nice things. Whatever. Now you (and the other PMSers that had a little bitch fit about it) think that she was a great role model, I don't. It's an OPINION I stated it clearly in my post; "UNPOPULAR OPINION'....
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Unpopular Opinion
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Marilyn Monroe was a terrible role model. She was lazy, self-absorbed, and slept her way up to fame. It’s stupid that so many girls have her on this altar when she was nothing but a diva. I bet you most girls our age have never even seen a movie of hers. The American culture worships her simply because it’s the thing to do.
i’m amazed that you so boldly state this yet...
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so naturally when a birthday card gets delivered to the wrong house the first thing you need to do is open it.
and when it has like 200 dollars in it you should take it.
sorry shawn finders keepers you little turd. i hope you think grandma and grandpa don’t give a shit about your 16th birthday because it’s true. they don’t. everyone hates you including me and i’m gonna...
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my sweet innocent baby france is dead. my other fish oscar ate him and tore off his sweet little baby angel fins. ugh this is worse than when patrick swayze died
every time i reach in there to take his body out oscar lunges at my hand and then hovers over france’s body i can’t go on like this i know thor needs me but i have no reason to liiiiivvvvveeeeee
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i was telling my mom i’m trying to convince my friend to wear a dress for this video i’m shooting and we were talking about what size he would wear and my mom was like “well, hunter is a slight man-” and i just stopped her there because i’m not friends with any men. i don’t want to be friends with any men because that would imply that i’m an adult and...
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Most insulting thing you can say to me and what will definitely cause a strain on our friendship: “dont you think thats too much soy sauce?”
homegurl you betta back up n get out dis niggas face bcuz you can neva have enuf soysauce. I want you to think long andhard abt wat u jus said and come back when you think you have a good enough apology and u betta hope i accept it.
Fuk you
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Screencap of something dumb someone said on facebook to prove how much better tumblr is
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apparently a not good thing to say to someone when they compare a girls body to a ham and ask what they can do with it is “peel her skin off and eat it?”
this isn’t from experience but i’m just letting everyone know.
first time i’ve paid for music in like three years and the album sucks
god my life is hard
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i found this beach boys vinyl at goodwill and they were selling it for 2.99. i could literally turn around and sell it for 50 bucks my god.
goodwill is so beautiful and naive dats y i love it
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oh but the other night i had a dream i don’t remember what i did but i did something bad and i was on facebook and suddenly this chat im just popped up and this horrible sound came from my computer and my friend was like “holy shit!!! close it!! close it!!” so i kept trying to close the im but it wouldn’t close so she just slammed my laptop shut and she was like “we...
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i got two algae eaters and named them thor and france but it’s pronounced franky :))))))
Do you guys hate me yet my tumblr is almost as boring as my life.