February 2012
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I don’t recommend trying to learn Welsh because its really hard. It doesn’t make sense. I don’t think its even a real language? It’s definitely not.
Aww…Billy crystal. :(
thor died and now i’m watching all of lmfao’s music videos to torture myself for being a horrible pet owner
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niggardly liked your post: hello!!!!!!!! i’ve found a copy of korea but only…
thank you so much for liking my post. we are friends.
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hello!!!!!!!!
i’ve found a copy of korea but only people in ireland can buy it so
if i like paypal you the amount can you buy it and then send it to me? it’s only a digital version so no shipping costs
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oh my god. i can’t feel anything. i can’t feel my legs? i can’t feel my arms. they’re just flopping around at my sides. i am turning into a spaghetti noodle. benedict cumberbatch what are you doing to me.
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“When a man comes to die, no matter what his talents and influences and genius,...”
– John Steinbeck, East of Eden
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true life i vomited a little in my mouth but i was in public so i just swallowed it.
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i have a tendency to lick the tip of my fingers constantly so if someone catches me mid-lick(?) i play it off like i’m doing that lick finger then touch it to your body and make a sizzle noise thing
apparently the part of my mind that decides split second reactions thinks doing that will improve the situation? i think it just makes it worse. i honestly think right as i’m doing it...
today i heard someone say “tacos are disgusting” and i whipped my head around to see what kind of rat bastard could say that and i was like “WHO THINKS TACOS ARE DISGUSTING.” and apparently they said takis? i don’t know what that is. but they is sho lucky i did not have my handgun with me because i can’t handle myself sometimes when people insult tacos.
talking to the rich side of my family....
my aunt (btw the same one that uses english slang even though she is from the south and has a southern accent……): hey baby girl how are you me: i’m ok auntie… her: you don’t sound okay. me: well… her: what? me: i want a nintendo 64 but i don’t have enough money for it… her: do you have a job? me: i’m looking auntie but no one’s calling me...
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sitting with perfect posture and letting out a slight fart as i begin to watch this batman porn parody.
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shutting off your computer when someone ims you on facebook
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anberlyn:
milasweetcunt:
Holes Cast - Dig it...
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“ugh i wish i lived in the 50s and 60s”
– white people and white people only (via antistellar)
i keep typing doing as dong and it’s making me laugh really hard and i am 12.
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