talking to the rich side of my family….

my aunt (btw the same one that uses english slang even though she is from the south and has a southern accent……): hey baby girl how are you
me: i’m ok auntie…
her: you don’t sound okay.
me: well…
her: what?
me: i want a nintendo 64 but i don’t have enough money for it…
her: do you have a job?
me: i’m looking auntie but no one’s calling me back….
her: well i’ll send you the money but you have to promise me you’ll keep looking for a job.
me: i promise auntie bonnie…
her: oh you sound so sad baby. what’s your address? i’ll send you some money

and that is how you get a nintendo 64.