i have a tendency to lick the tip of my fingers constantly so if someone catches me mid-lick(?) i play it off like i’m doing that lick finger then touch it to your body and make a sizzle noise thing 

apparently the part of my mind that decides split second reactions thinks doing that will improve the situation? i think it just makes it worse. i honestly think right as i’m doing it that it’s going to make it worse but i still do it each and every time.